1 Oct 17
“Can’t you read the sign?”
Variants of “guns prohibited” signs are posted in many places. Usually added is the phrase, “for your safety” (which loosely translates to: “… for the ‘safety’ of our cushy jobs”)
Self-righteous liberals (or is it “progressives?”) continue their incessant march to erase every vestige of individual initiative and personal responsibility, and to replace them with the strictly-enforced “group-think mentality” of lemmings, or as observed in wildebeest herds in Africa.
Executives of Mara River Crossing, LLC, a crocodile-infested adventure/tourism company, operating in East Africa, fully understand the efficaciousness of “weapons prohibited” signs, as seen during summer vacationing in CONUS.
Consequently, back in Africa they constructed signs that they made plainly visible from the opposite bank of the river, just at the narrow entrance-points for the seasonal migration of wildebeest herds.
Signs read:
“ALL WILDEBEEST MUST CROSS HERE!
NO FUR-BEARING PREDATORS ALLOWED!
LIMPING WILDEBEEST USE WDA-COMPLAINT (WILDEBEEST WITH DISABILITIES ACT) HANDICAP RAMPS TO ENTER RIVER!
ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE JAW!”
It is signed:
Crocodylus Niloticus, Vice President of Business Development & Risk Management, Mara River Crossing, LLC.
I’m confident “Crocodylus” is a professing liberal, who has convinced himself he is actually “helping” wildebeest, and I suspect most vote for him!
“Do not allow your mind to be commandeered by political ideologues, who intend to enjoy your slavery.”
Ranchhod
/John
