(September 2009 Quips)

4 Sept 09 They’re not impressed: On 1 Aug 09, Tom Siebel, a CA billionaire (Silicon Valley) touring in East Africa (Tanzania) was injured during an attack by a wild elephant. He is expected to mostly recover, but he suffered multiple broken bones and lacerations....

(August 2009 Quips)

1 Aug 09 American in 2009, no good deed goes unpunished: Last Wednesday, a teller working at a Seattle, WA bank was confronted by a robbery suspect. The 29-year-old suspect, a slovenly, unkempt, perpetually-unemployed “transient” (what we used to call a “vagrant”),...